notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

312,259 notes

officialbioware:

officialbioware:

I’M DOING IT

I’M WRITING

nevermind

(Source: femboss)

80,783 notes

khanhyewest:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

i’m not even good at breathing i’m fucking asthmatic

559,940 notes

newcrystalcitysteel:

blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

(Source: iraffiruse)

409,546 notes

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

83,304 notes

pkmnprofessorgarrett:

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

(Source: weloveshortvideos)

262,796 notes

robotlynx:

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

49,829 notes

wearethetay:

My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.

Why.

35,170 notes

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

100,826 notes