holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

(Source: mysterywrappedinanenigma)

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skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

(Source: sodomies)

177,823 notes

shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

(Source: masterbat3r)

389,629 notes

okaymad:

life goals: a 1k selfie and a sugar daddy

2,539 notes

circumcising:

terrakion:

booche:

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me?


16 cm is barely more than 6 inches thats average??

do these people think these are in inches i hope not

circumcising:

terrakion:

booche:

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me?

16 cm is barely more than 6 inches thats average??

do these people think these are in inches i hope not

16,975 notes

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

517,518 notes

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

101,605 notes

fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

229,893 notes

skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

538,069 notes

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

205,382 notes

jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

  • my voice shakes
  • i go all red 
  • i’m ugly
  • people will be looking at me
  • i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

264,635 notes

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

image

IT’S LIKE

no

image

d ont hurt my childern

69,806 notes

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue)

492,420 notes