neatpotatoes:

i think about this vine a lot

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clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

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elionu:

aurellharmonics:

lamisdelabc:

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENimage

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

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heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.

I don’t know if this counts as better or worse.

(Source: unknownbearing)

313,548 notes

urtube:

quesoconcheese:

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

That’s not what that means….

Yes? I’ve picked up multiple women with this line

76,377 notes

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

122,906 notes

troyesivan:



and that kids is how i became a homosexual

troyesivan:

and that kids is how i became a homosexual

142,798 notes

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(Source: stropping)

542,365 notes

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

21,689 notes

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

393,566 notes

lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

77,438 notes

svvords:

Miley Cyrus? more like Miley Lierus we know your secret double life

(Source: wasiangod)

105,982 notes

destroy-wifi:

hanksypanky:

the only AP i’m gonna take is A Penis

 

(Source: mattnietos)

153,243 notes

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

40,472 notes

psychedelicpaprika:

My brother drew alpacas for me he’s 9 I literally can not breath from laughing so hard what is going on in these pictures

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